AXV Vibration Plate – Somatic Rhythm Platform for Nervous System Reset
Details
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Adjustable vibration speeds from 1 to 120 to wake your system gently
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Includes resistance bands for full-body micro-movement if/when you're ready
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Bluetooth-enabled with built-in speaker (yes, you can wiggle to your own playlist)
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Non-slip coating with ergonomic surface for safety and grounding
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Remote control + LED display for easy use while standing or seated
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Maximum standing weight 280 pounds, no limit if simply placing arms, legs or feet on the vibrating surface
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11 colors available
The Story (Because There’s Always a Story)
Let's say you’re a really good nurse. You take care of other people’s bodies all day long. You chart pain, reposition limbs, hold pressure, roll stretchers.
But you barely notice your own body anymore. Your back? Numb. Your feet? Always buzzing. Your heart? You feel it — but it’s complicated.
The ropes and chains you’ve used to hold yourself together are rusty, threadbare. You’re bracing for some cosmic cartoon moment — waiting to hear “mee meep” right before the Acme anvil of truth drops on your life.
You know there’s more for you. You’re just... tired.
Yes, you deserve a fabulous retreat. And let's face it...you probably do need a $5,000 nervous system coaching package.
Start here. Maybe it's just one step. One shift. One part of your body moving — slowly.
Learn more about how to use the AXV Vibration Plate
You stand on the plate. It hums. Not to tone. Not to tighten. Just to remind you: you're still in here.
You feel your knees soften. Your ribs lift a little. A micro-movement, but it's real.
You're not being cooked. You're not being crushed. You're a pork tenderloin in the oven — slow, low, finally coming apart the way you were meant to.
Let this be the first thing that moves. Let it shake something loose. Let it count as healing — even if it’s quiet.
Package Dimensions
23.0 × 17.0 × 6.5 inches
Part of the Fredhappy Body Collection — tools that support release, rhythm, and the slow, intelligent return to embodied presence.